The Art of Pedestri'squish (R.C.P.A)
Created | Updated Nov 9, 2002
The "Big Book of Car Park Athletics", as written and edited by memebers of the R.C.P.A, states that Pedestri'squish is "one of the most entertaining, relaxing, and also dangerous" of all Car Park Athletics. Therefore, anyone who would wish to take up this most rewarding of sports would be advised to read these instructions carefully before attempting it.
What You Will Need
a) A car (preferably a cheap, battered one with the license plates missing)
b) A huge car park with a one way system
c) Lots of pedestrians scattered about the place
d) A blindfold
e) Team mates:
The "Steerer" - the person behind the wheel blindfold.
The "Navigator" - the person directing the "Steerer", who must know their left from their right.
The "Twonk" - the person strapped to the roof rack, for amusment value only. This person does not improve fuel consumption.
What Not To Do
Dont ever actually kill people. That is not the object of this game. And killing is bad, mostly cos you get arrested and become doomed to a life of communal showering, eventually to be released and live out of a dumpster for the rest of your days. Its not pretty, dont do it!
What You Will Need
a) A car (preferably a cheap, battered one with the license plates missing)
b) A huge car park with a one way system
c) Lots of pedestrians scattered about the place
d) A blindfold
e) Team mates:
The "Steerer" - the person behind the wheel blindfold.
The "Navigator" - the person directing the "Steerer", who must know their left from their right.
The "Twonk" - the person strapped to the roof rack, for amusment value only. This person does not improve fuel consumption.
What Not To Do
Dont ever actually kill people. That is not the object of this game. And killing is bad, mostly cos you get arrested and become doomed to a life of communal showering, eventually to be released and live out of a dumpster for the rest of your days. Its not pretty, dont do it!
