Clumsy Santa

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Father Christmas, aka Santa Claus, in his grotto.

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Clumsy Santa by Sahara

Bells a-jingling reindeer dash

Down the chimney with a crash.

Everything is full of ash.

Grandpa cries: "Oh, phot a mesh!"

Mother says: "Dear, dinna fash

Yoursel', let us have a bash

At clearing up, and then let's stash

The gifts that did survive the crash."


Santa thinks: "It's time to dash

Before they see it's all just trash

And come and ask me for some cash;

And anyway, I'll get a rash

If I remain amidst this ash."

The reindeer got to feel the lash.

Off they were, quick as a flash,

Leaving trash and ash – no cash.

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