Revision Song
Created | Updated Jul 8, 2002
I WON'T REVISE
(Sing to tune of "I WILL SURVIVE")
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never pass without my revision guide
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned I could scrape along.
I won't look back, to any place
When I can swallow 15 canns and get completely off my face
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free
If I'd have thought for just one second my exams would bother me.
So all my notes, are on the floor
Don't even matter...that there's no rock night anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?
Oh no, not I, I wont revise
unless I die of beer stainns, I know I'll stay alive.
Though my money's at an end
I've my overdraft to spend
I won't revise, I won't revise.
It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilt to myself,
I used to try, but now I hold my head up high.
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, and I'm failing my degree!
Oh no not I, I won't revise.
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise
I won't revise.
(Sing to tune of "I WILL SURVIVE")
At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never pass without my revision guide
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned I could scrape along.
I won't look back, to any place
When I can swallow 15 canns and get completely off my face
I would have revised by the clock,
I would have had no spare time free
If I'd have thought for just one second my exams would bother me.
So all my notes, are on the floor
Don't even matter...that there's no rock night anymore
Weren't you the one, who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?
Oh no, not I, I wont revise
unless I die of beer stainns, I know I'll stay alive.
Though my money's at an end
I've my overdraft to spend
I won't revise, I won't revise.
It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilt to myself,
I used to try, but now I hold my head up high.
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird bloke who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done sod all revision, and I'm failing my degree!
Oh no not I, I won't revise.
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies
Let the lecturers all storm,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise
I won't revise.
