h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think you haven't been looking in the right places. Being from both the beer capital and the slum capital, Kenosha seems to have a lot for fun. Watching the dogs at the track. Making some dough of them or just relaxing with a 50 cent beer and dog on Friday nights is great. Speaking of Friday nights, there are plenty of fish frys. Kenosha seems to be the Long Island Ice Tea capital of everywhere other than Long Island. Bong Recreation area is 10 minutes west. Who can't have fun at Bong. The DesPlaines River Trail for Biking and Canoeing. Lake Andrea, and Lake Mich for water fun. Many bars with Blues bands Friday and Saturday nights. Not to mention to Brat Stop. Beer and Brat Capital of the Midwest. Lake Geneva to pick on the Illinois tourists is great.