Productivity
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Productivity is a measurement of how much work you can get done in a given time. (In economic terms: the ratio of the quantity and quality of units produced to the labour per unit of time)
All sorts of funky tools, procedures and even management techniques have been devised to
increase productivity, and thereby allow greater profits. This doesn't always go according to plan, and
in most cases the inverse is true.
For example the introduction of computers into the workplace actually reduces Productivity. Either
the computer crashes every 5 minutes, and you lose all of your work, or you spend all day surfing the
web, reading sites like this and Slashdot.
Eventually you'll start to get more work done, a brief increase in Productivity. This is short lived as the software
on your machine will start checking your spelling, grammar and hair colour. Then it will bring up Paperclips, Dogs
and other weird cartoon things to wink at you, and generally freak you out. Productivity is once again reduced
as you exorcise the evil demons from the machine.
Management types have a technique for this situation, which is to increase the performance of the computers in the
office. The argument goes that the faster the machine, the more work that can be done. Wrong. In reality it's
that more desktop sillies can be run at once, and you end up with the Dog chasing the Paperclip across the screen.
So in short, to increase productivity stop using computers, and start using a pen, paper and slide rule, or even better,
try using a big Stick.
All sorts of funky tools, procedures and even management techniques have been devised to
increase productivity, and thereby allow greater profits. This doesn't always go according to plan, and
in most cases the inverse is true.
For example the introduction of computers into the workplace actually reduces Productivity. Either
the computer crashes every 5 minutes, and you lose all of your work, or you spend all day surfing the
web, reading sites like this and Slashdot.
Eventually you'll start to get more work done, a brief increase in Productivity. This is short lived as the software
on your machine will start checking your spelling, grammar and hair colour. Then it will bring up Paperclips, Dogs
and other weird cartoon things to wink at you, and generally freak you out. Productivity is once again reduced
as you exorcise the evil demons from the machine.
Management types have a technique for this situation, which is to increase the performance of the computers in the
office. The argument goes that the faster the machine, the more work that can be done. Wrong. In reality it's
that more desktop sillies can be run at once, and you end up with the Dog chasing the Paperclip across the screen.
So in short, to increase productivity stop using computers, and start using a pen, paper and slide rule, or even better,
try using a big Stick.
