Joy Riding.....
Created | Updated May 17, 2002
Tally: Hey, a Ferrari parked outside with no driver, follow me here? Me going for a drive!Tally walks out of bar. Approaches the F1 Ferrari scrambles in....calls to Laura.Tally: Hey is the steering wheel in there?Tally: Hey! Laura? Get me that wheel! Oh what the heck I'm coming!Tally tries to prise herself out of the seat.....Oh dearTally: Well I think I'll just wait for Laura!Laura: Umm…. Laura walks over to the now dead F1 champion and finds about his person the steering wheel for Tally. Whilst there she nicks his wedding ring.Laura: Hmm... not bad you know, 18 carat gold... might be worth a few double vodkas....hey barman!Tally cranes her neck so as to peer into the window of the barTally: Hey Laura...I see you've got the steering wheel...now just stop drowning your circuits in vodka and bring it out here! Oh by the way...I've just found the cubby hole and there's enough money to buy the whole bar let alone the drinks! *mutter* If this doesn't get her out here nothing will *mutter*. Could you bring that wheel out for me Feesh? Seeing as laura is short circuiting herself with vodka?Feesh brings wheel to Tally and spills his drink on the dashTally: Thanx...now get down here and lick it up!Tally inserts the steering wheel....starts the engine......revs......puts foot on accelerator...suddenly big clouds of smoke appear from one wheel as the Ferrari spins on the spotTally: Ok who put the wheel clamp on!Feesh: Oops! you ain’t going nowhere with me on the dash girl.... u can hardly see over it as it is let alone over me too!Tally: Well get off! And unlock this clamp thing! NOW!Feesh is still licking up the vodkaFeesh: The clamp thing.... only if u take off your clamp thing... or is that a chastity belt?Feesh leaps out of the cockpit, releases clamp and opens secret exit tunnel under the barFeesh: Bon voyage!Tally restarts the engine....revs....gets feet muddled up on the pedals. In bar they hear sound of engine...SCREECH!Tally: Out of the way you F**king idiot!From bar you hear a crunch and next thing you know a Ferrari crashes through the door and rams into barTally: *groan* That Hurt!Feesh: Your supposed to drive down the tunnel.... use the steering wheel girl... u spent so long crying for it and then when you finally get it back you don’t even know how to use itTally stumbles out of the wrecked Ferrari.....collapses in a heap…..groans….. loses consciousness.... blood everywhereFeesh: Quick get another stranger.....Feesh runs out kills stranger and revives vampire TallyFeesh: Better?Tally: Yes thanx. *licks lips*. Was that anyone in particular?Feesh: I think it was a Minardi driver... wanting to try and salvage free spare parts for their teamTally: Oh well this season could be fun to watch!
