Why I am a Dumb A**
Created | Updated May 9, 2002
This is my first article. I don't know why I am talking about why I am a DumbA but a girl in my class said that I should write about it. This girl just so happens to be asking me for advice. Advice is such a wierd word. How matter how much you give or how much you recieve you never really get anything out of it. Let's say for example that you are giving advice to someone.
1. They will never ever really listen to you. If they do, welcome to the world of fantasy and keep track of that person because they area very rare gem!
2. After you have given them advice they will undoubtly say something to the effect of "man, your stupid," or some other really ungrateful insult.
3. They then will proceed to tell you what you should of said and then walk off mad at you and sulk the rest of the day.
I have mastered a way to avoid this little sitution: just simply say "I am not very good at advice, but can I interest you in a sarcasict comment." This seems to solve ever problem at could arise becasue now you can just rip on them and hid behind the excuse of it just being sarcasict comment.
Good-Luck and Happy Advice Giving!
Signed
Olsen Potter