Death of Barman Three
Created | Updated May 1, 2002
Below is another snippet from the conversation forum called the Hotspot Bar. Some people believe this conversation hilarious but a bit of a slog when reading, so here are what we believe are the best bits.Tally: anyone going to join me in this pickled state?Smilodon: Me please!Smilodon downs 5 PGGB's in one goTally: Cool *hic* pleased to meet u *hic*. Have another stiff-drink.Smilodon downs the offered stiff-drinkSmilodon: Got to goTally: *hic* Bye. *hic* See u later. *hic*Tally downs two more stiff-drinksTally: *hic*Tally collapses drunkenly onto the Pool tableTally: *hic*The pool table then collapses under the weight of Tally’s comatose body…
The balls spill all over the floor...
The door opens...
The new barman walks in...
He steps on one of the stray balls...
Then he goes flying across room...
And hits the cellar door...
His body crashes through the door and tumbles down stairs and...
The barman breaks his neck at the bottom, after...
He’s smashed up the still...Tally: Uh - oh another dead barman! Whoops!VIP: Oh Tally! Not again!Tally raises her head from the pool table...or remains ofTally: What did I do this time? *hic*
The balls spill all over the floor...
The door opens...
The new barman walks in...
He steps on one of the stray balls...
Then he goes flying across room...
And hits the cellar door...
His body crashes through the door and tumbles down stairs and...
The barman breaks his neck at the bottom, after...
He’s smashed up the still...Tally: Uh - oh another dead barman! Whoops!VIP: Oh Tally! Not again!Tally raises her head from the pool table...or remains ofTally: What did I do this time? *hic*
