Death of Barman Two
Created | Updated May 1, 2002
Below is another snippet from the conversation forum called the Hotspot Bar. Some people believe this conversation hilarious but a bit of a slog when reading, so if you look on my space you will find what we believe are the best bits.Feesh wakes up to see strange people drinking in the barFeesh: Anyone buying me a round?Feesh totters over to the bar and slumps heavily on a bar stool, takes a cocktail stick and starts to poke the barmanWonderful locks up Feesh in the beer cellar.Wonderful: He’ll be happy there, and out of our way.Wonderful bolts the cellar door three times and places an armed guard outside itDancer: You look tired Sergeant Mushroom, why not nap on the torn up pool table?Feesh produces a toothpick, picks all three locks in only ten secondsFeesh: *to armed guard* Hey look in here, free beer, as much as u want... The armed guard sees all the beer and runs in to get some... feesh slams the door shut and locks it back up, he then returns to the barFeesh: Nice try, but I'm backTally starts to wake up from the floor where Feesh tossed her before relieving himself several days agoTally: Hi, I see your still here, have a drinkTally passes Feesh a stiff-drink and then drinks one herselfTally: So what shall we do now?Feesh: Well, erm, I feel like dying, but that would please everyone too much, erm, have to drink lotsTigger enters the bar and has a stiff-drinkFeesh: I look like death, feel like death, groan like death…Feesh touches the barman, he turns to dust....Feesh: I have the effect of death to!
