Fixing the pool table.
Created | Updated Apr 30, 2002
Laura: What do you mean someone wrecked the pool table? You wrecked the pool table! grrr!Tally: Well, yeah I know! Don’t rub it in! Me going to get a new one!Tally walks out of door.SLAM!VIP: Yay! New pool table! Let Laura be the undefeated master once again!Laura: Yay! I’m good at pool,but I’m not sure now about which pool table we play on; the left one or the right one?Someone knocks on the door. The door slowly opens and in walks a green ghost. The ghost starts to strip....Tally: It's alright everyone, its only me with the new green pool-table felt. I couldn't get any blue! I've also got a hammer and nails somewhere on my person.Tally starts fishing around in her bra.Tally: Ouch! Found them!Tally starts nailing felt onto the tableVIP: Be careful!Laura: Hey where did VIP go? What is this really big lump doing underneath the pool table felt?Laura prods it carefullyVIP: Oi! I will rip the nice new felt! Let me out!After half an hour of hammering and the removal of several people and other objects Tally realises that she’s covered the wrong table!Tally: I've nailed my stiff-drink to it!VIP: Now that was fairly impressive...The barman finally takes pity on us after we've wrecked most of his bar and mends the pool-table himself, properly, and refreshes all of our drinks.
