Buttocks

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The Buttocks


You have chosen to be kicked in the buttocks. A most excellent selection, as I will enjoy kicking you here. The novelty factor for me is 10/10 smiley - laugh

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The Buttocks can be found on the rear, at the top of your legs, and before your back.

In order to administer the correct kick, please ensure that you're bending forwards, an angle of 30­­° is preferable.
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After Care


Well, firstly, I think you should pull your keks back up, don't you. Your buttocks will be tender for a few days, and I would suggest you take a relaxing bath, to soothe the ache in them.


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