Nether Regions
Created | Updated Apr 28, 2002
The Nether Regions
You have chosen to be kicked in the Nether Regions. This is the choice of the 'ard geezers', or complete muppets... I'll let you decide which category you're in.
Location
The Nether Regions, are to be found somewhere below the belly button, and somewhere above the knees. The exact location varies between individuals.
After I have administered your kicking, you may find yourself looking a little like this...
After Care
Depending on the severity of the kick administered to you, you may require an operation for the 'retrieval' or certain body parts. You should seek medical attention immediately. Taking a pain killer or two would also be most beneficial.
