Eyes
Created | Updated Apr 28, 2002
The Eyes
You have chosen to be kicked in the eyes

I don't think it's the wisest choice you've made today, but it's your preference so....
Location
The eyes are located on the face. If you have difficulty locating them, you should be able to feel them 1 somewhere by, the top/side of your nose and your forehead. They should look a little something like this...

It doesn't matter about the eyebrow wiggle. I can just as easily kick the type that have static eyebrows.
After Care
You should expect a great deal of pain following the kicking. Bright lights should be avoided, and you may wish to wear sun glasses. I would advise you to stock up on pain killers, as the pain is likely to last for several days.