cows

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Large domesticated mammals, which is responsible for wonderful things in life, like having cereals
with milk for breakfast, or a steak for dinner.

cows are female to cattle. in modern dairy industry, cows live happy life in all-female herds, and
when it's they're time of the month (or when they feel horny) they jump on each other, which some
people still find odd. breeding is made in artificial ways, and that's means that there's a lot of people
out there who's work is to put they're hands in the cow's private places and inject the bull's sperm.

a cow spends 1/3 time of it's life eating and runimanting, and the rest of the time she's resting, unless
she's a dairy cow and than she has to go to the milking 2 - 3 times every day.

unlike other domesticated species, a cow won't come when you call her name. that's because
they're afraid of people (cowards...). if you'd like to move a cow from place to place, you have to
stand in the other direction and push her - by making loud noise or pulling the tail (in case it's an old
and lazy cow).
cows are usually very calm, and are dangerous to those next to them only if they step on they're leg,
or (if you stand by her back) kick them in a moment of panic.



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