This is the Trophy Room. Did you almost fight the Vicious Chicken of Austenburg? Did you ursurp King Leoric The MMII? What titles do you hold? We're interested.

- The Keeper Of The Trophies is Fred Smith, The Knight Of Pi

Goose

• Found The Observatory: Once
• Fought side by side with Mystrunner at the Battle of Five Armies; Goose claimed the lives of 57 orcs, and his rubber ducky the lives of 273

Torg

• Currently holds the Professorship of Xenoicthyology at The University of Mice

Mystrunner

• Fought side by side with Goose at the Battle of Five Armies; Mystrunner was a whirlwind of steel, claiming the lives of 71 orcs
• Professor of Philosophy at Monster U.
• Muse of War

Strider

• Is the man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose.
• Holds a record for lying in a ditch for seven years.
• Has killed more orcs than Scotland has sheep.

Lizzy

• Keeper of singing Goodies songs while cycling with a headwind on the right hand side of a grass sea wall in Holland or Denmark.
• Knightess in search of the true meaning of geography courswork.

Sir DrunkenDeath

• Drinker of the most alchohol.
• Has killed 344 people in drunken brawls, plus seven zombies.

Bishop Odo

• Found The Observatory.
• Stuffed Le Marshmallow on the tournament field of Striguel.
• Slaughterer of the French at the battle on Lincoln.

Fred Smith

• Holy Emperor of Alpha Centauri.
• Official Advice Guy of Northern Plutonia.

Euan

• Keeper of machines that go Ping!
• Fought at the Breaking of Thangorodrim, destroying 23.84 orcs and several balrogs.

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