How to deal with an angry vogon
Created | Updated Apr 7, 2002
step 1: attempt to run for your pathetic life. The horror a vogon can put you through cannot be described.
but ill try, its bad, really bad, no even worse, keep going, i mean this is the suckiest sucker that ever sucked, its bad.
step 2: if step one fails arm yourself with any weapon you can find.
noteL most melee weapons (unless bladed) will not affect a vogon because of there anoyingly thick hide.
step 3: if you cannot find a weapon, urinate in the offending vogons mouth. this will distract them long enough too allow you to vault over there head and run to relative saftey.
if none of these work your screwed.
note: ON NO ACCOUNT ALLOW A VOGON TO READ POETRY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but ill try, its bad, really bad, no even worse, keep going, i mean this is the suckiest sucker that ever sucked, its bad.
step 2: if step one fails arm yourself with any weapon you can find.
noteL most melee weapons (unless bladed) will not affect a vogon because of there anoyingly thick hide.
step 3: if you cannot find a weapon, urinate in the offending vogons mouth. this will distract them long enough too allow you to vault over there head and run to relative saftey.
if none of these work your screwed.
note: ON NO ACCOUNT ALLOW A VOGON TO READ POETRY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
