Ditties about David

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Well wasn't it good when the show went live,
I was so excited I started to jive,

I couldn' wait for the sexy host Dave,
His cool tan, his glasses, makes everyone rave!

The contestants find some antiques to sell,
Profit or loss, how can you tell?

The experts were there to give "expert advice,
But sometimes they choose thing not very nice!

There was this one time with a hideous black cat,
Wasn't it awful? Who chose that?

But the best bit by far as I said was the Host,
He's the antique in Bargain Hunt we all love the most!

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