Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated Apr 3, 2002

The Vogon Ships Is Closin In
The Vogon ships is closin in
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
Cos you have committed two terrible sins
Doo-dah, doo-dah day
The Vogon ships is closin in
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
Cos you have committed two terrible sins
Of bein' in the way of Progress 'n not consulting the local plans for the planet you're living on or in,
Doo-dah, doo-dah day
The Vogon ships is closin in
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
Cos you have committed two terrible sins
Of bein' in the way of Progress 'n not consulting the local plans for the planet you're living on or in,
Be your shelters made of kryptonite or tin,
Doo-dah, doo-dah day
The Vogon ships is closin in
Doo-dah, doo-dah,
Cos you have committed two terrible sins
Of bein' in the way of Progress 'n not consulting the local plans for the planet you're living on or in,
Be your shelters made of kryptonite or tin,
It's the end of you with no pityin'
Doo-dah, doo-dah day
You can run all night
You can run all day
But the Vogon ships is comin in
An' you won't get away
You can run all night
You can run all day
But the Vogon ships is comin in
An' you won't get away
(Unless you Are, or have a mate, in h2g2
And can quickly stow away)
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