The Double Glazing Sketch (but it's pity about the title)
Created | Updated Mar 15, 2002
#ring ring#
1; hello
silence
1; Hello
deep breathing
1; oh god, good bye!
2; no, don't hang up
1; what?
2; please don't hang up...
1; why not?
2; well... er... don't you fancy a bit of a chat? Maybe... #panting noises#
1; a chat?
2; yeah
1; what about?
2; ooooh, I don't mind anything, anything at all.
1; look...
2; not, not that I want to pressure you, you can hang up if you like.
1; I'm sorry...
2#blurts out#; windows!
1; what?
2; anything at all, i don't mind
1; why did you say windows?
2; I didn't!
1; yes you did, I heard you quite distictly.
2; I didn't, why would I say windows? I'm a pervert!
1; you're sure?
2; yeah, I like leather... perverted things
1; you promise?
2; absolutely, I just rang up for a chat.
1; about what?
2; anything perverted, I'm discusting!
1; hmmm
2; not windows, that is unless you want to talk about windows
1; why would I want to talk about windows?
2; oh I don't know, maybe your tired of high central heating bills and need the security and energy efficiency that double glazing can offer, and would like a free cost evaluation with no obligation to buy.
1; no
2; well, that's good then cos' I'm a pervert, I don't sell windows, what colour pants are you wearing
1; #mumble#
2; sorry?
1; blue ones... with tinky winky on
2; where are you?
1; I'm in my bedroom now...
2; and what can you see?
1; well there the park, it's a nice view this time of night
2; but don't you think it would look so much better through some lovely shiny new double glazed windows???
1; I knew it, you're not a pervert at all...
2; no, no please.
1; you're a double glazing salesman aren't you.
2; no, I'm not, I follow children home from school...
1; yeah right, your sort make me sick, you shouldn't be allowed on the streets.
2#breaking down# oh god please no, you have to believe me I'm sexually disturbed
1; no! you sell double glazing,
2 bursts into tears
1hangs up
1; hello
silence
1; Hello
deep breathing
1; oh god, good bye!
2; no, don't hang up
1; what?
2; please don't hang up...
1; why not?
2; well... er... don't you fancy a bit of a chat? Maybe... #panting noises#
1; a chat?
2; yeah
1; what about?
2; ooooh, I don't mind anything, anything at all.
1; look...
2; not, not that I want to pressure you, you can hang up if you like.
1; I'm sorry...
2#blurts out#; windows!
1; what?
2; anything at all, i don't mind
1; why did you say windows?
2; I didn't!
1; yes you did, I heard you quite distictly.
2; I didn't, why would I say windows? I'm a pervert!
1; you're sure?
2; yeah, I like leather... perverted things
1; you promise?
2; absolutely, I just rang up for a chat.
1; about what?
2; anything perverted, I'm discusting!
1; hmmm
2; not windows, that is unless you want to talk about windows
1; why would I want to talk about windows?
2; oh I don't know, maybe your tired of high central heating bills and need the security and energy efficiency that double glazing can offer, and would like a free cost evaluation with no obligation to buy.
1; no
2; well, that's good then cos' I'm a pervert, I don't sell windows, what colour pants are you wearing
1; #mumble#
2; sorry?
1; blue ones... with tinky winky on
2; where are you?
1; I'm in my bedroom now...
2; and what can you see?
1; well there the park, it's a nice view this time of night
2; but don't you think it would look so much better through some lovely shiny new double glazed windows???
1; I knew it, you're not a pervert at all...
2; no, no please.
1; you're a double glazing salesman aren't you.
2; no, I'm not, I follow children home from school...
1; yeah right, your sort make me sick, you shouldn't be allowed on the streets.
2#breaking down# oh god please no, you have to believe me I'm sexually disturbed
1; no! you sell double glazing,
2 bursts into tears
1hangs up
