The columns have been successfully raised and the hardwood floor has been rebuffed thrice over. Now, while you're waiting for the pretty paintings to be put up and the Grand Ballroom curtains to be dry-cleaned, I still humbly invite you, friend of Amy P., to click on the discuss entry button and share what it is about her for you that makes her the hilariously clever, intelligent, amazing, and caring friend we all know and love.

And so, dubbed shall ye be...

Mufflewhump,

Whence The Paper Lady hath betrothed to thee at least one! mufflewhump*. Further, this title may also be assumed when proudly referring to yourself as a member of this society as I figure "mufflewhump" is reasonably more catchy than "Amy P.-let," or, "Paper Ladylet."

Still Merrily Under Construction.