The two spies sketch 1
Created | Updated Sep 25, 2006
two spies in contact over radio, one english, one american, E + A respectively. Jenkins is an assistant to E
Jenkins; sir, we've just just had word from agent spiel with the cia, I think you should come and listen to this.
E;Oh, right, thank you sergeant. Hot mother this is big daddy, go ahead, over
A; I have gingerbread cottage in sight, no sign of wicked witch or hansel and gretel.over
E; good, stand by, over.
A; ah, hansel and gretel are approaching gingerbread cottage now, they have gone in, over.
E; ah, the trap is set, let me know when they give the signal. over pause.
A; Hansel and gretel have given the signal, the witch is in the oven, repeat, the witch is in the oven, over.
E; (aside) excellent, (to kent) received, hot mother ensure that they neutralise gingerbread cottage, and then.. American interupts.
A; red riding hood is approaching gingerbread cottage over.
E Oh christ, she must have... american interupts
A; ...mistaken it for grandma's house, over.
E; Exactly, over.
A; but if red riding hood delivers basket of cakes to gingerbread cottage instead of grandmas house, that means...
E; grandma starves! (aside) Jenkins, I think you'd better get the PM,
J; But sir, it's eight thirty,
E; and?J; well it's Thursday sir, he'll be healing lepers out by yonder riverside
E; DAMN IT MAN I DON'T CARE, JUST GET HIM! (to kent) big daddy to hot mother, has red riding hood merely got lost in enchanted forest or could she be a double agent? over
A; working for wicked queen?
E; hmmmm
A; Or worse, evil stepmother!
E; we were under the impression good-hearted-woodcutter had assassinated evil stepmother.
A; no, that was big bad wolf.
E; what, big bad wolf assassinated evil stepmother, or good-hearted-woodcutter assassinated big bad wolf?
A; Eh?
E; what happened to hansel and gretel?
A; they are engaged in eating, sorry, neutralising gingerbread cottage.
E; has red riding hood seen them yet?
A; no, she's stopped and seems to be consuming basket of cakes herself.
E; then she is working for the other side
A; I have line of sight, I could, see to it, that they are the last cakes she'll ever steal from the elderly
E; No, I have a better idea. Get your team out of there hot mother, we're sending in old mother huberd
A; the one with the cupboad????
E; yes, it's time to give the dog a bone
A; roger loud and clear, this old man is rolling home.
Jenkins; sir, we've just just had word from agent spiel with the cia, I think you should come and listen to this.
E;Oh, right, thank you sergeant. Hot mother this is big daddy, go ahead, over
A; I have gingerbread cottage in sight, no sign of wicked witch or hansel and gretel.over
E; good, stand by, over.
A; ah, hansel and gretel are approaching gingerbread cottage now, they have gone in, over.
E; ah, the trap is set, let me know when they give the signal. over pause.
A; Hansel and gretel have given the signal, the witch is in the oven, repeat, the witch is in the oven, over.
E; (aside) excellent, (to kent) received, hot mother ensure that they neutralise gingerbread cottage, and then.. American interupts.
A; red riding hood is approaching gingerbread cottage over.
E Oh christ, she must have... american interupts
A; ...mistaken it for grandma's house, over.
E; Exactly, over.
A; but if red riding hood delivers basket of cakes to gingerbread cottage instead of grandmas house, that means...
E; grandma starves! (aside) Jenkins, I think you'd better get the PM,
J; But sir, it's eight thirty,
E; and?J; well it's Thursday sir, he'll be healing lepers out by yonder riverside
E; DAMN IT MAN I DON'T CARE, JUST GET HIM! (to kent) big daddy to hot mother, has red riding hood merely got lost in enchanted forest or could she be a double agent? over
A; working for wicked queen?
E; hmmmm
A; Or worse, evil stepmother!
E; we were under the impression good-hearted-woodcutter had assassinated evil stepmother.
A; no, that was big bad wolf.
E; what, big bad wolf assassinated evil stepmother, or good-hearted-woodcutter assassinated big bad wolf?
A; Eh?
E; what happened to hansel and gretel?
A; they are engaged in eating, sorry, neutralising gingerbread cottage.
E; has red riding hood seen them yet?
A; no, she's stopped and seems to be consuming basket of cakes herself.
E; then she is working for the other side
A; I have line of sight, I could, see to it, that they are the last cakes she'll ever steal from the elderly
E; No, I have a better idea. Get your team out of there hot mother, we're sending in old mother huberd
A; the one with the cupboad????
E; yes, it's time to give the dog a bone
A; roger loud and clear, this old man is rolling home.
