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No, he's passes into the West, so you might have to request extradition from the Valar.

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Only ansaphone on Valar number.

plain English, please I am just simple Dutch man

Ralph said Gandalf now in Valar and I would need to extradict him. Well I tried, but can only get the telephone answering machine.

It was a joke.
Read the thread and you'll see what's going on.

only thing I do not read is United Friends news only Sir Ring stuff

Sir Ring > Lord (of the) Ring

So you say you do not read United Friends News?
You say you only read Lord Of The Rings?

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I'm not sure they have telephone Beyond the Circles of the World. You may have to take a ship from the Grey Havens.

A Ship? A ship? I get sea sick
Can't I book a flight?
If they have no 'phone, then whose voice is it that keeps saying;
I'm sorry I'm not able to take your at this moment, but if you'd care to leave a spell, I'll try and get to you later? On the end of ther 'phone when I dial?

Perhaps one of the Palantíri, the lost seeing stones?

If they are seeing perhaps they can see where Gandalf's horse has run off to.Save everyone looking for it.

But his horse is one of the Mearas, only the Kings of Rohan can ride them.

Ah ha Ho ho that's what you think.

Yes, it is.

Hi Ho Silver awaaaayyyy!!!!!

Oh, go swig rum.