h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My Man would laugh at your LITTLE demands! *hic*

you do understand that there is nothing LETCHEROUS in my demands

Oh!Sir Kif! That is a most OUTLANDISH request!

If I were to make an outlandish request my marriahe would be HISTORY

Then the rest should be THEORY

I am SORRY but I think you have lost the plot are you on theand again?

Sir Kif, I would be lying if I claimed to RARELY imbibe! But tonight I seem to be under the influence of anti-histamines for Hayfever. I do feel a little under the weather!

Madam lil, I am glad you are not DENYING your inclination to get a little now and then but I an for insinuating you are on the tonite

Only because the tablets would give me INDIGESTION if I used too!

surely the other damsels would not NOTICE >ale> it might make you feelif you had a littlewith it

surely the other damsels would not NOTICE it might make you feelif you had a littlewith it

gosh I am cocoa must be strong 2nitethethe gentle knight sir kif isawaitimg his elevetion to the right honouroable title bishop/abbot of the nunnery where the damsels will all be confined until their sins are expiated,I think theywill be happr there

Now that is funny!! Us fine damsels are far to 'good' to be confined to that sort of ESTABLISHMENT...besides i don't look good in black!!

They would need to build an EXTENTION for us ladies who await the return of our menfolk from the crusades of soccer and that could take weeks

HELLO

Wouldn't all the construction be a bit too NOISY for the delicate ears of you lovely damsels?

Then perhaps we could SILENTLY leave the premises and begin our own crusades for the summer months eh

Don't go damsels we need your strident voices to YELL for the boys

How LOVELY to have the site visited by the damsels. We hope that they do not leave.

You'll make sure that LIVELY entertainments were included for the damsels?