h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just make sure that you buy a decent hat which will not make you look like an OWL when wearing it

that wpuld be very LOW

I still think he is OUTWARDLY befriending us until the knights can get into the stronghold!

I think some one here is DALLYING with anothers affections, but not me!

And don't you think that has all the INGREDIENTS of a man likely to cheat?

Some men do have INSATIABLE appetites I do admit(but not me for a long time

Since ladies became LIBERATED we have not required most of the services of men

But surely that does not DETRACT from our inate charm and gentleness to the fairer and much much weaker sex

Ho ho..Careful Sir Kif.. others might have REACTED strongly to that comment!

Do I DETECT a touch of acidity in that last remark Shadow?

I would not have CREDITED you as being a male chauvenist Sir Kif

I have always been DETERMINED to be polite to ladies, never a chauvinist

And I sir shall ENDEAVOUR to be polite too!

I am sure Milady that we can make politeness and courtesy ROUTINE on this conversation

Generally speaking, people do respond better to NICETIES than slurs and such.

Ooooh! Reverend that might be a little UNSUITABLE for the Knights who trawl this thread!

I am sure The Rev and I would BELABOUR any knight who became too uncouth with words of course

There would be an UPROAR if you or the Reverend were to be on our behalf Sir Kif

I would never be so ARROGANT as to state that bodily doesn't worry me somewhat. But all valiant knights do have a code of honour, ...

cometh the hour,cometh the man.NATURALLY i will uphold the knights charter but in the meantime i am beholden to the fair lady alleycat.