h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night Sam

CARTWHEELS on to the thread again

oi pest do you have to be so noisey i was a SLEEP you know

PEEPS round doorway


oh! mornin rebs

me a PEST

oohh rebs battywing should yer not need ur REST old age kicking in

comes in STEERING a car

since when have they been ALLOWING the criminally insane to drive cars

Since men started DRIVING I think... hee hee, well you did ask

sam yeah FORCING us females to duck for cover when a male hehind the wheel they totally useless

Yeah and all the pedestrains CLIMBING trees to get out of the way....

poor trees lol..big dent that rebs or bat wing lol..they GOING to need specs

JUDGING by the spelling of the girlies,they should be first in line for specs.

I think it's a GIN and tonic that I need

you should be LYING down in a dark room so as not to frighten people

I know who will be lying down NURSING a bloody nose if he's not carefull

nudge GRINS.think yourself lucky i don't put you over my knee wench

now just be careful........we don`t want you OVERSTRAINING yourself doing silly things like that do we nudge

Ah, some GIANT sized words Batty... try this for size

siding with girlies is TANTAMOUNT to treason batwing.