h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My Motto: Maximin amount of output for least amount of effort.

Dorian

Good motto!
Let's see...

'A man climbed to the top of the mountain were the Master was sitting and said to him, "Master. Teach me to escape the horrors of this world." and the Master blinded him with fire irons' -Syndicate Wars.

Thats good. Let's see.

All that glitters is not gold, All that wander are not lost, (mind blank on the rest)

Dorian

'All that glitters...'
That's Lord Of The Rings isn't it?
Hmm...


The only way to hear no evil is to be born deaf.

The only way to see no evil is to be born blind.

The only way to speak no evil is to have no voice.

We are all monkeys. Mon-key.

Dorian

From a movie. (12 monkeys with Bruce W. and Brad P.)

Dorian

Okay...

think before leaping into an adventure in the bath

There can be great adventures in the bath. Take it from me I would know. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

Dorian

Victory needs no explination. Defeat allows none.

you're into war proverbs arn't you.

Dorian

Mankind is finite, it is only War that is infinite...

Does that answer your question?

I just think one of us has to take a little nap.

Dorian

Sorry? Don't follow...


If ever you find yourself hopelessly depressed, surrounded on all sides by poeple who hate you, and your life is following the sad, spiralling road to suicide... Oh for God's sake stop yer' bloody wingin'!

better to have one good friend, than be in hungry headhunter's crowd.

When 'your country needs you!' it is time for patriotism. When your country needs /you/, it is time to leave the country.

Patriatism is the trait of the vicious.

Dorian