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New Apple Stores in the UK...

Post 1

dasilva

At last!

Birmingham has an Apple Store, a definite shop front fighting for the cause of all things Macintosh.




If anyone wants to know where it is, it's in the Pallasades Shopping Centre...














...Right next door to a certain well known ladies shop smiley - winkeye


Nowif only we could find a way of linking the toys bought in one with the toys bought in the other it would make the internet a much more interesting place to be smiley - biggrinsmiley - laughsmiley - magic


New Apple Stores in the UK...

Post 2

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

It's a recognised scientific discipline - "Teledildonics". smiley - scientistsmiley - blush


New Apple Stores in the UK...

Post 3

dasilva


Hey! I know about that! smiley - ermsmiley - blushsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - run


(I was just thinking now perhaps we could make it more glamorous, less sleazy, as Ms.Gold has done with the 'adult toy' industry smiley - laughsmiley - winkeye)


New Apple Stores in the UK...

Post 4

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)



"...and you know where you can stick that iPod!"


New Apple Stores in the UK...

Post 5

dasilva


Boom, boom?

*lol*

I know there was a little shareware program available on PC's, you could download along with a circuit diagram to litterally hack into 'electronic adult toys' and connect to the serial port, with a chat client, webcam window and a little on screen display that you taped a small array of photodiodes over and the person on the other end of the conversation, by tweaking a few sliders could effect the behaviour, apparently, of the electronic toy at your end...


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