Revenge on ex-girlfriends
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
There is nothing more satisfying in life than getting one over on your Ex.
That callous bitch who broke your heart will obviously see the error of her ways and come crawling back to you on her hands and knees when you pull off some fiendishly devious (not to mention childish) form of revenge on her that only a 20-something idiot with a penchant for comic books and bad horror movies would come up with.
Be it sneaking down her garden path at 2:30am to pee in all the plant pots in her garden to managing to have some ridiculous story printed int he local newspaper regarding her lifestyle choices, you will feel an all over sense of instant gratification.
Of course she will think that you are the biggest prat that ever walked the Earth, but that isn;t the issue here.
What really matters is that in your heart of hearts you truly believe that you have beaten her, equalising the balance and maybe, just maybe making the sense of satisfaction and self-pride she acheived by dumping you sink and disappear.
Sure you may think that you are big and clever by telling all your friends she had some horrible manky green form of deitrius on her genitalia, but in the long run all you are doing is defeating yourself as at the end of the day the reason you are doing these silly things is to show her that you want her back.
Just realise that she is a cow and that you are better off without her.
You may realise that I have had an unhappy love affair in the past two years.
G-Man
That callous bitch who broke your heart will obviously see the error of her ways and come crawling back to you on her hands and knees when you pull off some fiendishly devious (not to mention childish) form of revenge on her that only a 20-something idiot with a penchant for comic books and bad horror movies would come up with.
Be it sneaking down her garden path at 2:30am to pee in all the plant pots in her garden to managing to have some ridiculous story printed int he local newspaper regarding her lifestyle choices, you will feel an all over sense of instant gratification.
Of course she will think that you are the biggest prat that ever walked the Earth, but that isn;t the issue here.
What really matters is that in your heart of hearts you truly believe that you have beaten her, equalising the balance and maybe, just maybe making the sense of satisfaction and self-pride she acheived by dumping you sink and disappear.
Sure you may think that you are big and clever by telling all your friends she had some horrible manky green form of deitrius on her genitalia, but in the long run all you are doing is defeating yourself as at the end of the day the reason you are doing these silly things is to show her that you want her back.
Just realise that she is a cow and that you are better off without her.
You may realise that I have had an unhappy love affair in the past two years.
G-Man
