How to Escape Reality
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
The problem with reality is that it is real. Real things are not all bad. For example, if you really owned a Ferrari. The problems with most realities are that they are exceedingly dull. That is why we get strange books about short people with hairy feet. Most people want to escape whatever reality they are in. A lot of people who don't like real things are highly respected in society, For example: Monks, Drunks, Hobos (closely related to drunks), dogs, Star Wars fans, most drug addicts, babies and mental patients. The best way to escape reality though is to take a nap.