Crank Phone-Callers
Created | Updated Apr 8, 2002
These are a group of people who should be locked up in prison for thousands
of years, or made to collect novelty egg cups, or preferably both. They choose the
most aggravating times to cause you distress, either when you're in the bath or when
you're eating baked beans, or when you're in the bath eating baked beans or just
when you're about to find that sock which you lost during Thursday's edition of
Eastenders.
These guys are ungroovy. They phone you up and spout the most ridiculous
nonsense. "Congratulations you've just won a year's supply of mud!" Oh great.
Or "Hello, can I speak with Mr.C.Lion." Hilarious. Then there are the ones who
phone up in the middle of the night wanting something. "Hello is that the zoo,
I'd like to sponsor a penguin please." Who wants to sponsor a penguin at
3 o'clock in the morning? Do they wake up in the middle of the night and think
what shall I do? Shall I have a glass of water, watch a bit of telly? No, I'll
sponsor a penguin.
Please help make crank phone-callers an endangered species.
of years, or made to collect novelty egg cups, or preferably both. They choose the
most aggravating times to cause you distress, either when you're in the bath or when
you're eating baked beans, or when you're in the bath eating baked beans or just
when you're about to find that sock which you lost during Thursday's edition of
Eastenders.
These guys are ungroovy. They phone you up and spout the most ridiculous
nonsense. "Congratulations you've just won a year's supply of mud!" Oh great.
Or "Hello, can I speak with Mr.C.Lion." Hilarious. Then there are the ones who
phone up in the middle of the night wanting something. "Hello is that the zoo,
I'd like to sponsor a penguin please." Who wants to sponsor a penguin at
3 o'clock in the morning? Do they wake up in the middle of the night and think
what shall I do? Shall I have a glass of water, watch a bit of telly? No, I'll
sponsor a penguin.
Please help make crank phone-callers an endangered species.
