In Support of A Code of Behavior for Americans Traveling Abroad

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My fellow Americans: please keep in mind the following when venturing beyond the borders of our nation.

1. The local currency IS real money.
2. No one cares how we do things in America.
3. If you don't like anything on the menu, shut up and go to McDonald's.
4. If a sign in a museum reads "No Photos", don’t take any photos.
5. No shorts.
6. No baseball caps.
7. No sandals.
8. No tube tops.
9. No "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts.
10. If you don't want to experience anything new, why did you leave home in the first place?

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