Welcome to the Great Online Mission and Entry of Crashism!

Crashism is a belief similar to the common creationism and evolutionism. Crashism is the belief that the human population of earth was slammed into the surface of the planet on the "B" Ark, a starship of Golgafrincham.

Basic Tenents of Crashism:

• We all are part of the worthless third of Golgafrincham.
• We shouldn't really be here.
• We disrupted the great Earth computer.
• We're all a bunch of bloody loonies.
• We really need to get past the "why" phase and into the "where" phase.

The Two Holy Books of Crashism

• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
• The Golgafrinchan Expansion or The Book of Crashism by The High Priests (see below)(still in progress)

Things that can be explained by Crashism:

1. Deserts: Defeorested areas to prevent leaf inflation.
2. Racial Rivalries: As the Golgafrinchans expanded and declared war on more and more continents, the rivalries developed.
3. More will be added as The Golgafrinchan Expansion is completed

High Priests of Crashism

• Justin "Polyphemus (Cy)" Nelson (Me)
• Brandi "Gazelle" Hoberland
• Andrew "Nolt" Jonas

We are an emerging religion, so the Mission will have more added to it later