Elephants, placebo, and a really big hammer
Created | Updated Apr 8, 2002
Okay so the title has nothing to do with the work. Sue me.
I am really upset about a number of things. The most troublesome being, the disappearing sock,
stupid people, falling off a cliff, accidentally ingesting poisonous chemicals, and waking up
with less fingers and toes than when I went to sleep. Basically fairly common neuroses.
I have invented the Psychobabble 4000. Input into this machine exactly what your fear is and
it will tell you the cause.
exp.
I input "Johnny is scared of cauliflower"
the machine answers
" Johnny has an overdeveloped fear of women steming from his time
as an undercover agent infiltrating the mafia"
It's not possible that it is so easy and so exact you say? All of this is made due by the new
mayonaise chip. Daily lube up the circuit boards with mayo and the machine will never lead you astray
order your Psychobabble 4000 today!
I am really upset about a number of things. The most troublesome being, the disappearing sock,
stupid people, falling off a cliff, accidentally ingesting poisonous chemicals, and waking up
with less fingers and toes than when I went to sleep. Basically fairly common neuroses.
I have invented the Psychobabble 4000. Input into this machine exactly what your fear is and
it will tell you the cause.
exp.
I input "Johnny is scared of cauliflower"
the machine answers
" Johnny has an overdeveloped fear of women steming from his time
as an undercover agent infiltrating the mafia"
It's not possible that it is so easy and so exact you say? All of this is made due by the new
mayonaise chip. Daily lube up the circuit boards with mayo and the machine will never lead you astray
order your Psychobabble 4000 today!
