words to live by
Created | Updated Nov 5, 2005
Here, ladies and gents, is some great advice:
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sun screen would be it.
The long-term benefits of sun screen
have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice
has no basis more reliable than
my own meandering experience.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh, never mind.
You will not understand the power and beauty
of your youth until they’ve faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way
you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked
You are not as fat as you imagine
Don’t worry about the future.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying
to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things
that never crossed your worried mind,
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts.
Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it’s only with yourself
Remember compliments you receive.
Forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters
Stretch.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what
you want to do with your life.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees.
You’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t..
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40..
Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken
on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much,
or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can.
Don’t be afraid of it or of what other people think of it.
Dance.
Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines.
They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents.
You never know when they’ll be gone for GOOD.
Be nice to your siblings.
They’re your best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,
but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle,
because the older you get, the more you need the people
who knew you when you were young.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths:
Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old.
And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young,
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble,
and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia.
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the
past from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it
for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen."
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sun screen would be it.
The long-term benefits of sun screen
have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice
has no basis more reliable than
my own meandering experience.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
Oh, never mind.
You will not understand the power and beauty
of your youth until they’ve faded.
But trust me, in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way
you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you
and how fabulous you really looked
You are not as fat as you imagine
Don’t worry about the future.
Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying
to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things
that never crossed your worried mind,
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts.
Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy.
Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind.
The race is long and, in the end, it’s only with yourself
Remember compliments you receive.
Forget the insults.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters
Stretch.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what
you want to do with your life.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees.
You’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t.
Maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t..
Maybe you’ll divorce at 40..
Maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken
on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much,
or berate yourself either.
Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else’s.
Enjoy your body.
Use it every way you can.
Don’t be afraid of it or of what other people think of it.
Dance.
Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do not read beauty magazines.
They will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents.
You never know when they’ll be gone for GOOD.
Be nice to your siblings.
They’re your best link to your past
and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go,
but with a precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle,
because the older you get, the more you need the people
who knew you when you were young.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths:
Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old.
And when you do, you’ll fantasize that when you were young,
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble,
and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Be careful whose advice you buy,
but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia.
Dispensing it is a way of fishing the
past from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it
for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen."
