A Conversation for Starpilot Hotel Space Station

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Post 81

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Bluetooth doesn't work, and is pretty error-pron, and lacks concistency, and there is no fix on the way...


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Post 82

Robert

>>Bluetooth doesn't work

I'm sure it's against the law to sell something that doesn't work...


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Post 83

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Well, it works, just not very well... And it actually isn't... It's just stupid to buy something that doesn't work...


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Post 84

Robert

It is if they advertise the product - selling something that works in the ad but doesn't in RL is defrauding customers. Anyway, why are we taking about bluetooth in the first place?

Oh, yeah, wireless networks. What about radio signals? I know a few people who'vc set them up...


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Post 85

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Wi-fi 800 standard I've heard works well. Which is what most wireless networks use...


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Post 86

Robert

Therefore it doesn't need cables. Therefore you couldn't have cut the cable mentioned in a previous post. Therefore I win smiley - biggrin!


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Post 87

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

No, you still don't... The wireless router still has to be plugged into the other routers by conventional cables... So I win!


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Post 88

Robert

*thinks for a minute*

smiley - ok, whatever.


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Post 89

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*goes and eats out of the buffet* Congratulations on your recent conversion!


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Post 90

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*saunters in*

*munches at the cherry tomaotoes, then pays at the till*


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Post 91

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

You're a smiley - tomato freak too then? I find so many people who just don't appreciate the taste of a good tomato... *gives SM a half-flat of grape smiley - tomatos*


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Post 92

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Half flat? Grape tomato?smiley - erm

*smiles a little, then takes the plate (?) and muches happily*


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Post 93

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

Get some produce experience! Grape tomatoes are about half the size of cherry tomatoes, and they are very sweet. They're everywhere in California, but then again, we are the produce capital of the western hemisphere... A flat is a type of measurement of produce. It's a box, about a yard long by a foot wide by six inches deep... DON'T ASK ME TO METRIC-IZE, I LIKE MY MILES! a half flat is a box that is just as wide and deep, but half a yard long.


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Post 94

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

Fine- just so I knowsmiley - winkeye

*munches through the box very happily*smiley - biggrin


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Post 95

Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ...

*walks into back room, and walks out with the companion half flat*
*munches similarly*


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