How To Be Annoying/ Loose Many Friends
Created | Updated Jun 6, 2003
1. Pick (or pretend to pick) your nose, and then without cleaning your finger press the button of the most popular drink on a vending machine. Press multiple buttons for multipul annoyance. Use when there is a long queue.
2. If you drive a bus, wait until everyone pays and gets on, then change the destination that is displayed at the front of the bus then go there.
3. Drive 10 mph slower then the speed limit.
4. If you are still at school, pear over your neighbours work, laugh under your breath (but loud enough for them to hear),but cover your own work.
5. do the opposite to what ever someone asks, then when they say the opposite of what the really want, agree with them.
6. When in a lift (best in a tall building) wait for someone to select a floor high up, then press all the buttons between that floor and the one you're on.
7. Find tonnes of coloured pens, then swap the cartridges around.
8. Use up all the matches in the box and put the used ones back in the box.
9. Never call anyone by their real name, the more embarasing the name you give them the better.
10. If you are by a self of clockwork egg timers (you know the ones with the loud bells), set the all to one hour then leave the shop.
11. Soak all the toilet rolls then put them on the stands for people to use.
12. If you want money out of a cash machine, get the money out in the smallest denominations possible. E.G. if you want &100, take out &10, take out your card and repeat another 9 times. Use with long queues.
13. On forms that say 'Home Address' write down "Wouldn't you like to know"
14. Ring up the same house five times in ten minutes asking for a pizza. Then 10 minutes after the fifth call, ring up the same house asking for a taxi to take you to a pizza house.
15. Sign your friend up for a orthidox religious sect.
16. Swap your relation's or friend's brown shampoo for chocolate sauce.
17. Set all the alarms in the house to 3am.
18. Call for a taxi and then when it arrives say you don't want it (works best if the taxi has come along way).
19. Buy a powerful water pistol, then on a hot day sniper your neighbours washing (works best if it's been raining for the past few days).
20. Faint on a zebra crossing.
21. Steal your friends shoelances next time they're at the gym.
22. When on holiday to another city,town or country, get the number of a takeaway pizza place. Then when you are at home ring them up and ask for a pizza. When they pizza arrives (and buy this time the delivery boy has been traveling for ages) refuse to pay the money saying it's got the wrong topping.
23. Tell your friends about the human kebab skewer. This is device used in medieval times and used as torture and a way of warding off enemies. That it is: it is a nine foot high iron spike. Trators or enemies would be stripped naked and would be lifted up to the spike and simply let go. The spike would go through the anus and other organs, and if the head was in the right place the spike would miss it and they would not be killed.
Now once your friends are horrified about this leave abit of time for them to forget about it, then remind them at your next dinner party.
2. If you drive a bus, wait until everyone pays and gets on, then change the destination that is displayed at the front of the bus then go there.
3. Drive 10 mph slower then the speed limit.
4. If you are still at school, pear over your neighbours work, laugh under your breath (but loud enough for them to hear),but cover your own work.
5. do the opposite to what ever someone asks, then when they say the opposite of what the really want, agree with them.
6. When in a lift (best in a tall building) wait for someone to select a floor high up, then press all the buttons between that floor and the one you're on.
7. Find tonnes of coloured pens, then swap the cartridges around.
8. Use up all the matches in the box and put the used ones back in the box.
9. Never call anyone by their real name, the more embarasing the name you give them the better.
10. If you are by a self of clockwork egg timers (you know the ones with the loud bells), set the all to one hour then leave the shop.
11. Soak all the toilet rolls then put them on the stands for people to use.
12. If you want money out of a cash machine, get the money out in the smallest denominations possible. E.G. if you want &100, take out &10, take out your card and repeat another 9 times. Use with long queues.
13. On forms that say 'Home Address' write down "Wouldn't you like to know"
14. Ring up the same house five times in ten minutes asking for a pizza. Then 10 minutes after the fifth call, ring up the same house asking for a taxi to take you to a pizza house.
15. Sign your friend up for a orthidox religious sect.
16. Swap your relation's or friend's brown shampoo for chocolate sauce.
17. Set all the alarms in the house to 3am.
18. Call for a taxi and then when it arrives say you don't want it (works best if the taxi has come along way).
19. Buy a powerful water pistol, then on a hot day sniper your neighbours washing (works best if it's been raining for the past few days).
20. Faint on a zebra crossing.
21. Steal your friends shoelances next time they're at the gym.
22. When on holiday to another city,town or country, get the number of a takeaway pizza place. Then when you are at home ring them up and ask for a pizza. When they pizza arrives (and buy this time the delivery boy has been traveling for ages) refuse to pay the money saying it's got the wrong topping.
23. Tell your friends about the human kebab skewer. This is device used in medieval times and used as torture and a way of warding off enemies. That it is: it is a nine foot high iron spike. Trators or enemies would be stripped naked and would be lifted up to the spike and simply let go. The spike would go through the anus and other organs, and if the head was in the right place the spike would miss it and they would not be killed.
Now once your friends are horrified about this leave abit of time for them to forget about it, then remind them at your next dinner party.
