Cuteness
Created | Updated Apr 8, 2002
Cuteness - A quality that is used to describe small fluffy animals, babies and huge muscular young male models. Females can not be "Cute" under not circumstances. They can be "Beautiful", "Hot", "Sexy", "Gorgeous" or just "Pretty" but no female above the age of 12 can be described as "Cute". Many have pondered what does the word "Cute" mean exactly. What makes a hamster "Cute" and a rat "Disgusting"? What makes the critical difference between them? The answer - the ears. You see, Hamsters have a much smaller and rounder ears than rats, or humans, for that matter. That why it's so rare to see a girl\woman rising a rat\human as a pet while so many rise a hamster. I was asked "What about the tan, the muscles, the smile, the sense of humor?" My answer is that all of the above are, unfortunately, a myth. A myth developed my centuries of female evolution to disguise the truth about "Cuteness" and give women a tool to confuse man and use that confusion for their sinister purposes such as: Getting flowers, candies and poems, Having man spending a large portion of their lives at the gym trying to look the way, they assume, women want them to look like etc. Why do you think Van Goch became so famous? Because of his talent? Give me a break! Have you seen his paintings? It's the ear! It's always the ears!
