Cars
Created | Updated Apr 8, 2002
On the earth they have this primative form of transportation called the automobile or more commonly, the car.
It is a basic fossil fuel powered engine surrounded by metal and plastic. What is most interesting, is how humans react in,
and to their cars. When inside one of these boxes, hurtling down some paved stretch of land. They transform themselves from
homo sapiens into something base, unevolved (ok, so they're not all that evolved as it is, but that only strengthens my point!)
and out for blood. They act as if only their car has the right to be on the road and all others should bow to their will and get
out of their way. These same people, are perfectly pleasant and mild mannered out of their car. Which makes me believe there is
something basically detrimental to humans within these machines. The same humans that curse, yell and try to run over other cars and
people while driving, will then lovingly take care of this piece of metal by washing and shining it. Very odd behaviour. It might be
that the cars themselves generate some kind of magnetic field which temporarily causes insanity (though they're not all that sane anyway).
My only suggestion is that you avoid cars and don't trust a human driving one! Of course, if angry insane blood sport is your choice for relaxation,
than this is definately something you'll want to try.
It is a basic fossil fuel powered engine surrounded by metal and plastic. What is most interesting, is how humans react in,
and to their cars. When inside one of these boxes, hurtling down some paved stretch of land. They transform themselves from
homo sapiens into something base, unevolved (ok, so they're not all that evolved as it is, but that only strengthens my point!)
and out for blood. They act as if only their car has the right to be on the road and all others should bow to their will and get
out of their way. These same people, are perfectly pleasant and mild mannered out of their car. Which makes me believe there is
something basically detrimental to humans within these machines. The same humans that curse, yell and try to run over other cars and
people while driving, will then lovingly take care of this piece of metal by washing and shining it. Very odd behaviour. It might be
that the cars themselves generate some kind of magnetic field which temporarily causes insanity (though they're not all that sane anyway).
My only suggestion is that you avoid cars and don't trust a human driving one! Of course, if angry insane blood sport is your choice for relaxation,
than this is definately something you'll want to try.
