hair dye
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Hair dye is,generally speaking the urine of satan.let me elaborate.This is my experience of the dying process (and i have plenty,im a punk with blue hair!)U:
1/purchase the said dye.it will cost more than seems apropriate for the tortue its about to inflict.
2/attempt to read instructions.At least 2/3 will be in an ancient form of serbo-croat
3/find english section, become alarmed at warning to "keep away from painted surfaces,as may cause corrosion"
4/open bottle.Bottles contents now spraying across bathroom and begining to eat the enamel off the bath.
5/pour remaining contents on head,and try,with all the grace of a drunk rhinocerous, to do the back bit.suceed only in snapping vertebre
6/smugly sit with bag over head ,admiring ur persistance.realise that hair dye has dripped down ur face,giving the resemblence of sonic the hedgehog,ribena berry or similar
7/scrub skin, carpet, and indeed the whole bathroom(as all is now covered in blue flecks) with brillo pad.This works on all but skin.
8/scrub skin with ajax
9/devlopment time over, remove bag and begin to rinse hair,cascades of blue flow past.
10/on the seventeenth rinse, hair is now ready to be dryed,but thats another story entirly..........................
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1/purchase the said dye.it will cost more than seems apropriate for the tortue its about to inflict.
2/attempt to read instructions.At least 2/3 will be in an ancient form of serbo-croat
3/find english section, become alarmed at warning to "keep away from painted surfaces,as may cause corrosion"
4/open bottle.Bottles contents now spraying across bathroom and begining to eat the enamel off the bath.
5/pour remaining contents on head,and try,with all the grace of a drunk rhinocerous, to do the back bit.suceed only in snapping vertebre
6/smugly sit with bag over head ,admiring ur persistance.realise that hair dye has dripped down ur face,giving the resemblence of sonic the hedgehog,ribena berry or similar
7/scrub skin, carpet, and indeed the whole bathroom(as all is now covered in blue flecks) with brillo pad.This works on all but skin.
8/scrub skin with ajax
9/devlopment time over, remove bag and begin to rinse hair,cascades of blue flow past.
10/on the seventeenth rinse, hair is now ready to be dryed,but thats another story entirly..........................
ta for listening to me rant!send a message if u agree
