Breaking, or breakdancing
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Breaking is the form of dancing that grew up alongside hip-hop music. It involves spinning on your head/arm/leg in a way that does not actually kill you, or indeed any bystanders.
Many hip young froods partake in this spectacle, usually around the later hours of the evening, usually after having drunk many of the not so local beverages and becoming rather dizzy if somewhat cavalier. The stage is set by the dancers breaking up the casual dancers to make a ring in which they might perform. After this froods take it in turn to spasm their muscles as vigorously as possible to the four four beat eminating from the large speaker set up. Each dancer takes it upon themselves to rotate on more and more unusual limbs and/or heads, the first one to vomit losing and being removed by the friendly yet unapreciative bouncers. The rest celebrate by moving away from the now rather smelly area and consuming more liquids loudly and rubbing their heads/arms/legs.
Many hip young froods partake in this spectacle, usually around the later hours of the evening, usually after having drunk many of the not so local beverages and becoming rather dizzy if somewhat cavalier. The stage is set by the dancers breaking up the casual dancers to make a ring in which they might perform. After this froods take it in turn to spasm their muscles as vigorously as possible to the four four beat eminating from the large speaker set up. Each dancer takes it upon themselves to rotate on more and more unusual limbs and/or heads, the first one to vomit losing and being removed by the friendly yet unapreciative bouncers. The rest celebrate by moving away from the now rather smelly area and consuming more liquids loudly and rubbing their heads/arms/legs.
