At last, it's the awards that everybody has been waiting for! The inaugural and final London Underground 'Every Line Wins a Prize' Awards! (Affectionately known as 'The Tubies')


So here are the winners:

• The Line With The Cruddiest Trains:
  the District Line.
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• The Line With The Cruddiest Stations:
  Central Line.
• The Line With The Lamest Excuses For Delays:
  Jubilee Line.
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• Noisiest Line:
  the Bakerloo Line.
• Scariest Line:
  the Victoria Line.
• The Line That Is Least Likely To Be Running At All:
  Circle Line.
• The Line That Has Stations Every Five Feet:
  the DLR.³
• By Far, The Most Confusing Line Of All:
  Northern Line.
• The Least Metropolitan Line On The Network:
  Metropolitan Line.
• The Line That Is Least Likely To Get You To Hammersmith:
  Hammersmith and City Line.
• The Line Where Trains Terminate at Seemingly Random Destinations:
  The Piccadilly Line.
• The Most Pointless Train Line Anywhere In The World:
  Waterloo and City Line.
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• The Line That Won't Take You Anywhere You Want To Go:
  East London Line.
• The Line That Keeps Sneaking Onto The Tube Map:
  Silverlink North London Line.

• The escalators at Bond Street, King's Cross and Marble Arch.
• The lifts at Queensway.
• The track between Wimbledon and Parson's Green.
• Any track that has been repaired in the last month