Nuclear Physics

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Lecturing Nuclear Physics is the art of talking for as long as possible, while not actually saying anything and, if at all possible, making sure the audience has no idea of whats going on, or even if they're in the correct space/time continum.

If ever anything in Nuclear Physics doesn't quite fit right, or make sense, then simply invent some more particle and everything will be fine.

If ever in any doubt, invent some new properties, eg. Polarity, quantum spin, strangeness, if this fails, invent new words, eg. Synchro-cyclotron and all will be fine.

above all, don't panic!!!!!

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