VCRs
Created | Updated May 13, 2003
There are only a few aspects concerning VCRs which bear any relevance to anything concerning actual sense, & even these follow their own rules of logic, cohesion, & in fact, grammar. These include the following, painstaking translated from the original 'techjapese', an odd language in that it contains over 17 million nouns, & only three verbs, two of which mean 'to press'.
1. Stick the video cassette in the hole, preferably arrow first.
2. Press the button with the right arrow on it, which translates variously as 'run', 'motion', 'operate', 'moose', and in some more obscure languages, 'play'.
3. Watch the screen. If there is no screen attached to the VCR, attach one, preferable through some kind of cord, as any liquid will undoubtable cause electrocution, & sticks simply do not work.
4. When the 'video' as they are called is over & you are tired of those coloured bands & monotone, press the pyramid button & take the cassette out.
1. Stick the video cassette in the hole, preferably arrow first.
2. Press the button with the right arrow on it, which translates variously as 'run', 'motion', 'operate', 'moose', and in some more obscure languages, 'play'.
3. Watch the screen. If there is no screen attached to the VCR, attach one, preferable through some kind of cord, as any liquid will undoubtable cause electrocution, & sticks simply do not work.
4. When the 'video' as they are called is over & you are tired of those coloured bands & monotone, press the pyramid button & take the cassette out.
