Vampire Musketeers
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Vampire Musketeers are a little known group of highly intelligent, volitile and above all insane warriors who spend their time for the most part talking and protecting others of their kind. The message here is not to insult a vampire, EVER. Haveing all your blood slowly sucked out, your towel lost, and your guide captured is infinitely preferable to what these mercinaries will do to you. This Resercher came face to face with them when they were starting out and was taken into their folds. I was unfortunate (or is that fortunate) to call a paticularly vendictive vampire a "blood suckucking bufoon" and fought him down. Next thing I know I am Second in command of their ranks.
If you do insult a vampire and they call on the Musketeers or the Black Knights, just put your H2G2 reserchers card down and explain that you were reserching how long it would take them to get there. They will be flatterd and leave you alone, and take the offending Vampire with them.
If you come across a Black Knight or a Musketeer in a bar, buy them a drink and talk to them and you can be sure of help from them at least once to escape any supernatural beings that may be on your tail. Also you may be lucky enough to visit the Mansion wich exists entirely in our/their heads and seems to be continuealy stocked with all manner of alchol and delicous foods. This is very strange as no one ever eats or drinks. It is highly recomended not to stay the night unless you have some pressing engagement with the angel of death.
One last thing, if you are unfortunate to get on the wrong side of one of them, only begging and the puppy dog look'll save you if you are not a resercher, and that is not guarenteed. You could always try and flatter their writeings. It has been known to get you a drink, and perhaps save your skin.
Good luck
DdC Musketeer#2 :-[
If you do insult a vampire and they call on the Musketeers or the Black Knights, just put your H2G2 reserchers card down and explain that you were reserching how long it would take them to get there. They will be flatterd and leave you alone, and take the offending Vampire with them.
If you come across a Black Knight or a Musketeer in a bar, buy them a drink and talk to them and you can be sure of help from them at least once to escape any supernatural beings that may be on your tail. Also you may be lucky enough to visit the Mansion wich exists entirely in our/their heads and seems to be continuealy stocked with all manner of alchol and delicous foods. This is very strange as no one ever eats or drinks. It is highly recomended not to stay the night unless you have some pressing engagement with the angel of death.
One last thing, if you are unfortunate to get on the wrong side of one of them, only begging and the puppy dog look'll save you if you are not a resercher, and that is not guarenteed. You could always try and flatter their writeings. It has been known to get you a drink, and perhaps save your skin.
Good luck
DdC Musketeer#2 :-[
