Big stupid Chris Moyles
Created | Updated Apr 9, 2002
Many people will be shocked by my subject. Everyone seems to love the big bag of blubber. He has been called 'Radio 1's saviour' so many times I feel physically sick. I have listened to his show quite a few times and become extremely bored very soon. After the excellent Mark and Lard have finished, His Podginess comes on and tries to ruin my day with his crap parodies of people who are far more talented than him.
He went on Never Mind The Buzzcocks and they made a joke about him, and he went into a strop. He then slagged off Never Mind The Buzzcocks which is easily funnier than him. We found then that he likes to give out the stick but does not like to receive it.
I hope the world wakes up and realises that this big smelly man is not funny, and should be lucky to be cleaning toilets
He went on Never Mind The Buzzcocks and they made a joke about him, and he went into a strop. He then slagged off Never Mind The Buzzcocks which is easily funnier than him. We found then that he likes to give out the stick but does not like to receive it.
I hope the world wakes up and realises that this big smelly man is not funny, and should be lucky to be cleaning toilets
