Children

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Small humans. At first regarded by their parents with infatuated adoration, they soon become smelly and loud.


Side-effects of having children include lack of sleep, irritability, purchasing vast varieties of brown and/or pink goo
in small jars, and an intimate and unhealthy knowledge of bowel complaints.


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