Why Everyone Should Love Marilyn Manson...
Created | Updated Oct 18, 2005
Why Everyone Should Love Marilyn Manson...
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~I owe thanks to Jeff for helping me with some of the facts~
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- His real name is Brian Warner!
This is worth loving because if you rearrange the letters is BRIAN you can spell out BRAIN. The word brain makes you think of eating brains, which makes you think of zombies, which makes you think of Halloween, which makes you think of scary things, which makes you think of clowns, which makes you think of lots of makeup, which makes you think of Marilyn Manson, which is awesome!
- He is cute and cuddly!
… if you’re blind and deaf and have no idea who he is…
- His music is inspirational!
Sure, it might not be inspiring in a good way (no offence to you people who look for inspiration to kill and eat people/babies/kittens) but inspirational nonetheless!
- His autobiography has the COOOOLEST looking cover!
It’s all like “Pitchaw! I’m Marilyn Manson’s face all digitalized, edited, and cool looking!” I mean sure, the contents of the book are quite disturbing, and you might not want to ever read it (then again some of you might) but if you feel like judging a book by its cover it is TOTALLY a great book.
- He was born in Ohio!
POTATOES!!!
- He moved to Florida when he was 18!
ORANGES!!! HURRICANES!!!
- He’s adorable and you just want to give him a hug!
…What? I’m the only person who feels this way?! Oh… ok then. I’ll go sit in my corner and cry my rejected emo tears then…
- He looks like one of those mime/clown guys from Cirque du Soleil!
With all that make up it’s not that far of a stretch to picture him swinging from a trapeze singing opera songs in French.
- In one single day, he wears more make up then an average of 30 middle aged woman put together.
It’s true. It’s a well known fact. Yup… saw it on discovery channel.
- He attended a highly religious Catholic private school as a young child!
I find this extremely funny and ironic… don’t you?
- I think the nuns did it to him.
I mean it in a totally non-suggestive way. But Sam means it that way…
- Shut up Sam…
Go away.
- GO AWAY ALEX!!!
Sam wrote that… excuse him.
- GO AWAY SAM!!!
And you too Phoenix! Everybody, stop reading over my shoulder!
- He has a third nipple!
Ok… he doesn’t really, but I totally think he should! – And no, Holly, I’m not making fun of you or anyone else who has a third nipple. I … erm…respect… your third nipple… yeah….???
- He is friends with Johnny Depp!
And that’s just kick ass right there! (<according to Jeff… personally, I can’t take Johnny Depp seriously because every time I look at him I think of a constipated goat. I think it was the beard in Pirates of the Caribbean that did it…)
- Manson makes beautiful watercolor paintings!
… if you consider dismembered bodies to be beautiful…
- Manson is releasing his own version of Alice in Wonderland!
Where apparently Teedledee and Teedledum are played by real live (yes live, not dead!) twins who have real genuine sex in the movie (hmmm… must have been filmed in Tennessee)
- Antichrist superstar is the best album ever!
… but I thought it was Jesus Christ Superstar… *starts singing from the musical* JESUS CHRIST… SUPER STAR… lalalala… something, something…
- He’s a pop culture icon!
I can’t think of any creative funny comment to go along with this one… so instead I’ll type shit – hdsfgjsdgfhsg fsufg shgfskhdgfos36 jfjsh!!!
- He had sex with Jenna Jameson!
hmm… I was going to turn this paper into Mr. Moore, but I’m starting to have second thoughts…
- Marilyn Manson the band is one of the greatest bands ever put together!
This to, is a fact. No, not an opinion. I saw this on Discovery Channel too… it was after the show about the people with arms growing out of their foreheads… really.
- He used to be good friends with Trent Reznor!
And… I dunno who that is… WAIT! …Lemme google – OH! Right! That guy! Never mind I know who he is!!! He’s the one from Nine Inch Nails… got it.
- All the religious people hate him!
Coz he’s all like, “lalala… I get paid to act like this” and all the religious folk are like, “OMG!!! He’s violent and threatening! BURN! Burst into flames and DIE Marilyn Manson! DIE NOW!!!” But they mean that in the most non-violent, non-sinful, and non-threatening way of course.
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~I owe thanks to Jeff for helping me with some of the facts~
----------------------------------------------------
- His real name is Brian Warner!
This is worth loving because if you rearrange the letters is BRIAN you can spell out BRAIN. The word brain makes you think of eating brains, which makes you think of zombies, which makes you think of Halloween, which makes you think of scary things, which makes you think of clowns, which makes you think of lots of makeup, which makes you think of Marilyn Manson, which is awesome!
- He is cute and cuddly!
… if you’re blind and deaf and have no idea who he is…
- His music is inspirational!
Sure, it might not be inspiring in a good way (no offence to you people who look for inspiration to kill and eat people/babies/kittens) but inspirational nonetheless!
- His autobiography has the COOOOLEST looking cover!
It’s all like “Pitchaw! I’m Marilyn Manson’s face all digitalized, edited, and cool looking!” I mean sure, the contents of the book are quite disturbing, and you might not want to ever read it (then again some of you might) but if you feel like judging a book by its cover it is TOTALLY a great book.
- He was born in Ohio!
POTATOES!!!
- He moved to Florida when he was 18!
ORANGES!!! HURRICANES!!!
- He’s adorable and you just want to give him a hug!
…What? I’m the only person who feels this way?! Oh… ok then. I’ll go sit in my corner and cry my rejected emo tears then…
- He looks like one of those mime/clown guys from Cirque du Soleil!
With all that make up it’s not that far of a stretch to picture him swinging from a trapeze singing opera songs in French.
- In one single day, he wears more make up then an average of 30 middle aged woman put together.
It’s true. It’s a well known fact. Yup… saw it on discovery channel.
- He attended a highly religious Catholic private school as a young child!
I find this extremely funny and ironic… don’t you?
- I think the nuns did it to him.
I mean it in a totally non-suggestive way. But Sam means it that way…
- Shut up Sam…
Go away.
- GO AWAY ALEX!!!
Sam wrote that… excuse him.
- GO AWAY SAM!!!
And you too Phoenix! Everybody, stop reading over my shoulder!
- He has a third nipple!
Ok… he doesn’t really, but I totally think he should! – And no, Holly, I’m not making fun of you or anyone else who has a third nipple. I … erm…respect… your third nipple… yeah….???
- He is friends with Johnny Depp!
And that’s just kick ass right there! (<according to Jeff… personally, I can’t take Johnny Depp seriously because every time I look at him I think of a constipated goat. I think it was the beard in Pirates of the Caribbean that did it…)
- Manson makes beautiful watercolor paintings!
… if you consider dismembered bodies to be beautiful…
- Manson is releasing his own version of Alice in Wonderland!
Where apparently Teedledee and Teedledum are played by real live (yes live, not dead!) twins who have real genuine sex in the movie (hmmm… must have been filmed in Tennessee)
- Antichrist superstar is the best album ever!
… but I thought it was Jesus Christ Superstar… *starts singing from the musical* JESUS CHRIST… SUPER STAR… lalalala… something, something…
- He’s a pop culture icon!
I can’t think of any creative funny comment to go along with this one… so instead I’ll type shit – hdsfgjsdgfhsg fsufg shgfskhdgfos36 jfjsh!!!
- He had sex with Jenna Jameson!
hmm… I was going to turn this paper into Mr. Moore, but I’m starting to have second thoughts…
- Marilyn Manson the band is one of the greatest bands ever put together!
This to, is a fact. No, not an opinion. I saw this on Discovery Channel too… it was after the show about the people with arms growing out of their foreheads… really.
- He used to be good friends with Trent Reznor!
And… I dunno who that is… WAIT! …Lemme google – OH! Right! That guy! Never mind I know who he is!!! He’s the one from Nine Inch Nails… got it.
- All the religious people hate him!
Coz he’s all like, “lalala… I get paid to act like this” and all the religious folk are like, “OMG!!! He’s violent and threatening! BURN! Burst into flames and DIE Marilyn Manson! DIE NOW!!!” But they mean that in the most non-violent, non-sinful, and non-threatening way of course.
