h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*starts preparing the magnificent room for St.Seven of Nine*

*makes sure there are adequate provisions*

~fetches her own provisions~

~checks out the room~

~throws Galaxybabe's provisions out the window~

~opens wardrobe and puts silver spandex suit on bed~

~takes a shower~

Do you mind not throwing rubbish out of the window? I haven't got a litter picker yet.
And also kindly do not 'take' the fixtures. They are needed.

Do you mind not throwing rubbish out of the window? I haven't got a litter picker yet.
And also kindly do not 'take' the fixtures. They are needed.

~from the shower~

Who is there?

Did somebody squeak?

Cheek of it.

Just get to work you idle woman. I want that ballroom done in tome for the opening.

~grabs towel~

~looks round bathroom door~

What do you want?
Can you not hear that I am busy?
I am not starting w*rk until we have discussed remuneration.
Now get out of my room, unless you want to make yourself useful by washing my back or something.

*knocks gently*

Renumeration? You're staying in a guesthouse instead of the staff's quarters!! That and food is your only renumeration!

And don't be so bloody cheeky or you'll be scrubbing the toilets. There's plenty of people would be grateful for you job you know.

~shoves Mina out the door and drags Justin in~

So... erm... what can I do to help with your 'problem'?

Well you are the correct shape, dear

~bends Justin backwards and~

* and falls over onto the bed, pulling Seven of Nine with him*

~rolls around a bit, tugging at Justin's clothes~

*the rest of this posting has been censored*

~smokes~
Well that was certainly very enjoyable Justin!
You can come here for a roll anytime
I am quite hungry now.
Shall I call for room service?

You were sensational, darling.
This could be habit forming...
Room service sounds like an excellent idea!

*knocks*
Who's smoking in there?
This is a NO SMOKING facility!
Any more of that and you'll be asked to leave.
Now what did you want from the kitchen?

* materialises out of nowhere*

Where did thatcome from?
Or is that the invisible man I can't see?