Hey! It's ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal here, comin' at you, larger than life itself, on 42 FM
This is h2g2 Radio. We still partyin', and, baby, this joint is jumpin'
We been officially on the air for 'bout a week, and our studio engineers have been tryin' real hard to stay sober enough to keep them lights flashin' and them turntables turnin'
And friends that just ain't as easy as it sounds, cause we still a bit short-handed down here, and the good folks who own these studios are mighty generous with the and not to mention the
And food? Well, there's more than enough and and even and , both regular and vegetarian
Those nice folks even laid on a good supply of my favourite,
The only thing they seem a bit short on, I have to say, is the cash money
But they so darn good-hearted and all, it is a pure pleasure just workin' for food
And, friends, ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal is truly grateful to that judge for fixin' me up with this gig, 'cause it sure beats breakin' rocks
So don't you go cryin' by yourself tonight Ain't no use you feelin' lonely, feelin' sad 'cause your one and only walked out on you this mornin' When you lose one lover pretty soon another and a better come right along
Now, like I alway say: Everybody gets the blues. I mean, everybody - every now and then. And just 'cause you got the blues, ain't no reason to think you the only one. You know someone else, somewhere else, has got more reason than you to feel sad and lonely, and when you listen to the Blues, you know thats true, and somehow it just don't hurt so bad
And if you got the blues tonight, baby, you ain't alone - you just get youself settled with a nice cold drink, and maybe something to munch, and let ol Howlin' Wolf Tal soothe your soul with some tender tunes, and ease your mind with some righteous rap
Or better yet, hitch on down to h2g2 Radio, FM 42 Come on down and join the party... you might meet that special someone right here
Just tell 'em at the Studio gate that Howlin' Wolf Tal sent you a special invite
Oh, and I would appreciate it if you brought along a hacksaw, so's I can get these handcuffs off
The deputies were in kind of a humorous mood, and, hey, I appreciate a good joke too, but I really drank a lot of tonight, and I would like to take a little... break
But if you can't come visit, well...
The lines are open, call me up.
The boss says you got to request a Blues song no one else has already requested this evening, and then you can talk about anything you like
And if you answer the Blues Question, you win extra and , or if you want, and ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal will play a special song just for you
Howlin' Wolf Tal is here to play the Blues, and talk with you, on this beautiful starry night -- And if I can't come to the 'phone, just rap with another caller
While I'm waitin' for you to call, here's two of my favourite people, singin' one of my favourite songs: It's BB King and Dr John - 'there must be a better world somewhere'
And if you can't find a hacksaw, maybe you could bring one of them bobby pins