HaaaRoooowwwOOOOoooooohhhhh!!!

Hey! It's ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal here, comin' at you, larger than life itself, on 42 FM

This is h2g2 Radio. We still partyin', and, baby, this joint is jumpin'

We been officially on the air for 'bout a week, and our studio engineers have been tryin' real hard to stay sober enough to keep them lights flashin' and them turntables turnin'

And friends that just ain't as easy as it sounds, cause we still a bit short-handed down here, and the good folks who own these studios are mighty generous with the and not to mention the

And food? Well, there's more than enough and and even and , both regular and vegetarian

Those nice folks even laid on a good supply of my favourite,

The only thing they seem a bit short on, I have to say, is the cash money


But they so darn good-hearted and all, it is a pure pleasure just workin' for food

And, friends, ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal is truly grateful to that judge for fixin' me up with this gig, 'cause it sure beats breakin' rocks

So don't you go cryin' by yourself tonight Ain't no use you feelin' lonely, feelin' sad 'cause your one and only walked out on you this mornin' When you lose one lover pretty soon another and a better come right along

Now, like I alway say: Everybody gets the blues. I mean, everybody - every now and then. And just 'cause you got the blues, ain't no reason to think you the only one. You know someone else, somewhere else, has got more reason than you to feel sad and lonely, and when you listen to the Blues, you know thats true, and somehow it just don't hurt so bad

And if you got the blues tonight, baby, you ain't alone - you just get youself settled with a nice cold drink, and maybe something to munch, and let ol Howlin' Wolf Tal soothe your soul with some tender tunes, and ease your mind with some righteous rap

Or better yet, hitch on down to h2g2 Radio, FM 42 Come on down and join the party... you might meet that special someone right here

Just tell 'em at the Studio gate that Howlin' Wolf Tal sent you a special invite


Oh, and I would appreciate it if you brought along a hacksaw, so's I can get these handcuffs off


The deputies were in kind of a humorous mood, and, hey, I appreciate a good joke too, but I really drank a lot of tonight, and I would like to take a little... break

But if you can't come visit, well...

The lines are open, call me up.


The boss says you got to request a Blues song no one else has already requested this evening, and then you can talk about anything you like

And if you answer the Blues Question, you win extra and , or if you want, and ol' Howlin' Wolf Tal will play a special song just for you

Howlin' Wolf Tal is here to play the Blues, and talk with you, on this beautiful starry night -- And if I can't come to the 'phone, just rap with another caller

While I'm waitin' for you to call, here's two of my favourite people, singin' one of my favourite songs: It's BB King and Dr John - 'there must be a better world somewhere'

And if you can't find a hacksaw, maybe you could bring one of them bobby pins