Web Designer is a term given to oneself that refers to anyone who has ever complained about something seen on the World Wide Web. Web Designers constantly complain that Web Sites load too slow, or look too busy, or are hard to navigate, or do not contain enough adult content. These are extremely ironic things for a Web Designer to say as most of them have designed their own Web Pages that are nothing but a 250K picture of either Leonardo DiCaprio or Posh Spice, a purity test, and a list of the CDs they own.

There are, in fact, people who get paid to be Web Designers. These are the people who have fooled others that Web Pages are magic and extremely complicated to produce. These are also the people who provide the content that gives other would-be Web Designers something to complain about.